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Bikers Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas and I was freezing my ass Pissed at my bike cause it ran out of gas My stockings were froze to my feet as I walked This red Harley streaked by, I just stood there and gawked The rider looked burly, with long flowing white hair He was dressed up like Santa, but had a face like a bear With a bottle in one hand, a big sack in the other I had a quick thought , He looked like my mother My kids were out partying somewhere in town But I wouldn’t let all of this shit get me down 50 bucks in my pocket I hung onto my pride Once I got me some gas I’d still have my ride When I made it to town, first place I saw was the bar So I stopped in to warm up cause the station was too far When I walked through the door it was like they all had been waiting Even my kids, and the girl, that I’d just started dating As I strolled up to them, I saw that Santa cocksucker Laughing at me, so I thought I’d cold cock that fucker But when I headed for him I couldn’t believe my own eyes He threw me some keys and said "Here’s a surprise" He said "That bike you’ve been riding’s a big piece of shit You needed a new one and those keys belong to it" He said "They’ve all been watching the things that you do Not one of them here hasn’t been helped out by you" He said "You take shit from no man and live much like a rat But there’s much more to being a good man than that So warm up a little you look quite the site" Then he yelled " Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night" Written by Cowboy Silent Thunder MC
cowboy@harleycowboy.com
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