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The Biker and the Farmer While riding one day, a lone Biker met a Farmer riding a horse with a dog and a sheep alongside. The biker began a conversation . . . . Biker: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?" Farmer: "Dogs don’t talk." Biker: "Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doin' alright." Farmer: Look of shock. Biker: "Is this your owner?" pointing at the Farmer. Dog: "Yep." Biker: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Really well. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the river once a week to play." Farmer: Look of total disbelief. Biker: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Farmer: "Horses don’t talk." Biker: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Farmer: Extreme look of shock. Biker: "Is this your owner? " pointing at the Farmer. Horse: "Yessiree Bob." Biker: "How's he treating you?" Horse: "Pretty good, and thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me." Farmer: Total look of utter amazement. Biker: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Farmer: "The sheep is a liar."
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