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Good Riddance To Those Old Kneezzz by Mizblooze56 1/2/06
Well, bikers all- they're done! both knees, that is one's in formaldehyde and what's left of my left one is on it's way to an "Institute of Higher Learning" in the Midwest (a SoHIO Station?) to be studyed to "determine the cause of the disease that wrecked my knees". "OK, swell Doc, since I let you have my knees, lets you and I jump in your fine ride, and tool up route 99 to the Harley Dealership and see just how long it'll take you to write a check out for a nice big Road King for this road queen all shiny; a one-seater; no ape-hangers tho-thanks i've had my share of those in my lifetime! Black leather saddle-bags-sure,of course, and fishtail pipes w/loads a chrome and speakin' a low-its GOT to be low to the ground so's I can be one with the earth and mother nature an..proffessor? you gettin' this? pro..?? "Miss Witkowski? Miss Witkowski?" "Shake her, some come out of anesthesia harder." "Giver her some O2." "Hey wha- whats this-where am I?" "Your surgery went perfectly! You have a brand new knee!." "Oh-Laconia, here i come!" "Whats Laconia?" "Babe, Its next to heaven,even if its rainin'."
weakkneez@msn.com
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